WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Is it bad that I had to wait five minutes to reblog this becuase I couldn’t stop laughing?
6 Favorite Scenes of Hiccup and Toothless | How To Train Your Dragon
omg my mum was in a queue to get a pizza and there was this posh old man behind her like WHAT”S PESTO and she told him and they got to talking and she said yes you should try the one with the anchovies it looks really nice and omfg he went THAT’S HOW IT ALL STARTED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN YOU KNOW TEMPTED BY A WOMAN literally what the literal fuck
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk